Huge Getting to know me

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I get slammed with these in emails so I am just going to post it here.

PERSONAL
Full Name: Ummm yeah no… Courtnee Jeanne M. The Jeanne is pronounced like Jean.

Age: 30

Birth date: August 9th, 1976

Astrological sign: Leo (meow)

Siblings: Brother Del passed away a few years ago (Love you Del) and my sister Wee (Wendee) love you too sis! My wonderful and beautiful daughter S.

Pets: Miniature Daschund (Beatrice we just call her Bee) 10lbs of attitude. Two rats. Elvira and ButterScotch that rattle their cage all day long. Bee barks at them all day long. Many fish. Bubbles the Betta, Gary II the snail, James Bond the Pleco, Suck-A-Lux Pleco #2, Pranzer and Tankboss the catfish and some nameless fish.

Nicknames: Corky and Crouton are the most common. My dad use to call me The Rip, Bubs and Roonies. My mom loved to say just as this sounds Court ah knee jean eeee.

School: Finished High School, almost done with my associates degree in Criminal Justice / Corrections. Want to get my BA. I wish I had gone into Psychology though. I am a 4.0 GPA student always on the Dean’s list and even Presidents list. Not bad for a mom that works full time, part time photography business and I am single.

FAVORITE..?
Color: Black

Food: Mexican - hotter the better. I am obsessed with spicy food. lol

Beverage: Diet Pepsi, I live on it.

Class: Criminal Classes interest me. I also loved English though because I love to write.

Teacher: College Prof that is a Lawyer, Doctor, Psychologist and after 13yrs of college and working with inmates he was a wealth of information and funny too!

Number: 8

Flower: Not a flower person but if I had to pick one I would say a tulip.

Book: Inside The Criminal Mind by Dr. Samenow. Opened my eyes not only at my profession but myself as well.

Movie: I don’t watch TV or go to the movies much. Ice Ages I and II I can watch over and over again. I adore Scrat. The Movie 300 was great, I went to it twice. I loved the special effects and how desaturated/deep contrast it was.

Actor/Actress: Can not say I really have one…

TV show: Nip/Tuck - plots are always messed up and edgy.

Fast Food Restaurant: Culvers

Store: I am not a shopping kind of person. A fish shop gets me excited. LOL

Board Game: I dunno. I don’t like board games.

CD: Enigma’s old stuff. Never grow tired of it.

Singer: Hmm hard one. I dunno.

Musical Instrument(s): Bass guitar.

Cologne/Perfume: I can not stand 99& of men cologne’s. That musty leather smells is just gross. I love Joop though Oh my gosh thinking about it…. mmMMmm! I do not like perfume either LOL smells like shit to me. I wear body sprays. Right now I am using Cotton Candy to drive people nuts. I love the “I smell cotton candy!” the other kind I like to wear is Green Tea Therapy.

Computer Game: Quake series. I love to blow shit up. Play the Sims at times and Zuma. Mario Brothers on the Nintendo DS.

Thing to do on the Weekend: always working. I much rather spend my weekends doing family stuff

Word/Phrase: wtf?

Holiday: Halloween

LEAST FAVORITE..?

Color: Brown

Food: I just can not eat anything that comes out of water. I have tried and tried! That fishy taste just gags me. My mom use to force me to eat fish when she cooked it until I was a teenager and she FINALLY realized I didn’t like it and wasn’t just saying it and started to cook something else for me. I would use ALL the tarter sauce to gag it down. lol Thought of it just turns my stomach. I will eat smoked Salmon though if my Uncle John makes it. The fish taste is gone and it is pretty good.

Beverage: beer. I can start a cold beer but I will start to gag on it. LOL

Class: Any math class beyond basic math.

Teacher: Mr. Redlin he was just gross.

Movie: Not sure but I do know that I went to this one Tom Cruise movie, where he was a hit man. I can’t recall the name and I fell asleep through most of it. It was awful.

Restaurant: Red Lobster LOL

Word/Phrase: Racial slurs, and being that race does not give you the right to say it.

Day: I don’t work Mon-Fri so it doesn’t really matter.

HAVE YOU EVER..?

Been In Love: Yes but I don’t believe I have FULLY been in love with someone yet.

Used Tobacco (smoke or chew): Smoke, chewed a few times as a kid and recently as an adult. LOL A Deputy called me a pussy and I took a dip to show him I could. Chewing is nasty.

Drank Alcohol: Use to be drunk all the time, stopped getting drunk when I had my daughter.

Smoked weed: Oh yes I smoked a field or two.

Done Drugs: Nothing hard core.

Broken the Law: Everyday, to say no is a lie. I at least speed everyday

Thought you were going to die: A few times. The worst was my heart over 220 beats per minute and I got dizzy and felt like I couldn’t get enough air, they had to put a IV in and shoot a drug that stopped my heart for a second to correct it. It has happened twice and I have an extra beat in my heart that drives me nuts.

Run away from home: I didn’t make it far.

Broken a bone: Fractured my foot but never broke a bone.

Lied: Of course. I try not to. I am a very honest person but I am not going to say I haven’t lied. LOL

Skinny Dipped: not that I know of, but my drunk days who knows what the hell I did.

Had a Medical Emergency: Yes irregular fast heart beats twice. Almost lost my daughter and had to have an emergency c-section.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN..?

Love at first sight: I am not sure. I don’t think at first sight it is love, more lust. I do think that you can talk to someone for a short time and feel instantly connected to them and fall in love fast.

Luck: I think everything good or bad happens for a reason.

God: Yes.

Aliens: Yes.

Ghosts: Yes.

Horoscopes: No, they are to general and vague.

Heaven: Sort of. I don’t think of it as up in the sky. I think of it as a dimension on Earth.

Hell: Yes we are living in it.

Yourself: Most of the time. I do have my moments of weakness.

Angels: Yes.

WHICH IS BETTER..?
Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi

Oranges or apples: Apples (Pink Lady)

One pillow or two: Two, but I have more like 7 pillows on my bed. I have to have a ton of pillows and blankets. LOL

Pools or hot tubs: I’m not much into swimming. If I had to pick I would say hot tub.

Windows or AC: Hot day AC, nice day windows.

TV or radio: Radio, talk radio 99% of the time.

Paper or plastic: bags? I am bisackual paper or plastic but if I had to choose it would be plastic.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU..?

Cried: Friday evening.

Went to a movie: 300

Talked on the phone: All night long at work.

Read a book: A month ago.

Your most prized and important possession: I am not hung up on material things. Nothing I can not live with out. Only thing I can say I would freak out about is family pictures etc.

Your biggest accomplishment: Being a mother.

Your biggest fear: Anything bad happening to my daughter.

Your greatest talent: being a bitch….

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF..?
Abortion: I don’t believe in it. I think the choice to have sex is when you have your choice. We all know that sex=babies. I don’t protest against abortion but I think it is sick that it is used as a form of birth control instead of other methods to prevent pregnancy. I think children are a gift. I am not against the morning after pill. I just have issues with stopping a beating heart.

My dad always said it best. “It feels a lot better going in then it does coming out!”

Pre-Marital Sex: I don’t care. I know it is against my religion but it is like test driving a car. You want to make sure it is something you want drive everyday. Oh that sounds so shallow.

Death Penalty: Yes.

WHO..?

Makes You Laugh the Most: My daughter.

Is the Most Psychotic Person You Know: Oh I have met a few at work. Amazes me the depths out of reality they reach.

Is the Nicest Person You Know: Dunno?

Do you go to for advice: The internet

Do you hate: fake people…

Knows the most about you: My sister

Has it easier, guys or girls: guys. No periods, can just whip it out and take a piss, don’t have to give birth…..

Sends you the most emails: Spammers

What makes you …?

happy: My daughter

Really Sad: I am hitting that lonely stage. I have been single for a year and finally waking up that I miss being cared and loved and being able to love and care about a man. I needed my healing time though because I am not one to jump from one thing to another.

Really Angry: Unfaithful, abusive jerks. If you can’t keep your dick in your pants why bother being in a relationship? It is pure selfishness. Also mentally screwing with people. ugh.

WHAT ABOUT..?

School: Always love to learn.

Your friends: Very important and I need more of them.

Being female: Umm, I dunno. I like being one. lol

Life: A learning process that never stops and we really can decide our paths and we are responsible for our choices. Live a little. Take a chance.

What is something about you that nobody knows: The true depths of my unhappiness in my life at the moment.

ARE YOU …
A Rebel Or Do You Follow All The Rules: A little of both.

A Leader Or A Follower: Depends on what. I am a leader in a lot of things, but I can be a follower too.

A Good Friend: I try to be but I can be pretty antisocial LOL I go through my moods where I avoid phone calls and being around people.

A Good Listener: Depends if my ADD is kicking in. I get distracted and excited sometimes. I do listen but I am bad at communicating back that I am listening! On the phone I am the worst. I cant do something and listen to someone talk at the same time, I will really not hear what they said to me.

Shy Or Outgoing: Very outgoing but tend to be shy around guys I like. lol

ABOUT THE FUTURE … …

Where Do You See Yourself In Ten Years: Right now I honestly do not know. The past year or so I have had this urge to just walk away and move away and start all over. There is nothing here but my sister to keep me here. I dislike the cold winter weather. I have spent 2/3rds of my life in this state and want to experience living somewhere else. The only thing that stops me is the fear of it just being S and I not knowing anyone and being alone. lol

Do You Like To Dream Ahead Or Go With The Flow: I wouldn’t say dream but put ideas and wants into goals. I also go with the flow a lot too.